First the Engagement Ring, then the wedding Ring, then the Suffering
Police Constable to his Son
Constable: Stupid, why did you get very low marks in your exams?
Son: Kept this 100 Rupess and close this matter
Constable:ok, ok, don’t do this next time.
When I was at school, someone stolen my rough note book. Now they call it as ……….”Wikipedia”. Crazy people!
Brain is very important part of Body. It is active 24 Hours, 365 Days. It starts working when you are Born and continuous working till marriage
Sir to Student
Sir : Do you know Akbar
Student : No
Sir : Concentrate on your studies, you will know him
Student : Do you know Eshwar
Sir : No
Student : Concentrate on your Daughter, you will know him
A Lady to a Beggar
Lady : I have certainly seen you somewhere…
Beggar : Oh madam, you forgot me! We are friends on Facebook 🙂